Always Weird

So I was basically molested at work today, and I kinda liked it....Thats the sad thing. I need to find a guy to hook up with and obsess over STAT!

I work with, for the most part, a bunch of creeper older men. Men who have hands like baseball mitts, and have earned there living with there body and not there mind, so-to-speak, not to get all Bukowski on you.

There are a few guys who I really like, they are cool, one I will nickname Tennessee. He is younger and has a sweet southern accent. Tennessee is hilarious and always greets me with a "What up girl?!?", and always helps me out when I need it. I think he is good looking, but I don't like to think of guys that I work with like that, especially ones that are clients. Although, I do think he likes me a little more than what is kosher for work relations. Like he wants it bad and wants me to give it to him. Holla! (you know I had to get gangsta about it)

Anyway, I haven't seen him for a long time while out in the field. Today, I come across him in the North side and I wave hi, he is in his car, he says what's up to me and then is doing whatever, I start my sampling and go back to my car. Slowly dawdling on the way back. He is still sitting in his car. Whazeva, I go and sit in my car and start some paperwork, then he finally comes over to the passenger side of the vehicle and I roll down the window and he reaches his arm into my car and says:

"Hey girl, haven't seen you for a while, give me some love"

(sometimes we fist bump, or some weird handshake, what can I say, we're G's)

"Oh ok, yeah I haven't seen you for a while, what have you been up too?"

Ok, while I am asking this, he is doing like some weird pseudo handshake then sandwiches my hand between his and starts rubbing my hand and says in all seriousness "I love you" umm, yeah I am going to ignore that, and then I pull my hand away mumbling that I have dry skin... WEIRD!

We continue to talk about work, and I notice that he has cut his hair, and it looks good. Tennessee is a good looking dude, short, but he has got charm. I wouldn't say no to dating him, of course with the exception that I could get fired. He has previously asked me if I was gay, I am thinking because I told him I live in Hillcrest, which is the "gay" neighborhood. I also work in a job where I am pretty much the only woman in the bunch. I think I replied like this: "UMMMM NO!!!" which kinda screamed "No I love cock too much to be gay, IMHO"

Anyway, so then I get out of the car to sample, and he starts talking to the guys all authoritative, not impressive, but whatever. Then he walks to another area with another guy to check out a site and I am leaving so I drive by and wave and tell them "bye" from the window and he says:

"Bye baby!" and waves me off.

#1) I ain't your baby.

Damn, I should have slammed on my brakes and told him that with attitude, hilarious! I am getting that from our "What did you do on New Years" convo that he is single, since he said he stayed in and went to sleep early.

Why do weird things with guys always happen to me?